First Paris, Now Free Palestine!

In an apparent followup to the Free Paris T-Shirt story originally reported at Kabobfest, the Liberal White Boy blog announced today:

Junior Middle East analyst and Hollywood gossip columnist, Liberal White Boy, has learned that Paris Hilton will soon be joining the International Solidarity Movement in Palestine in an effort to escape persistent and never ending media attention.

The report is not completely improbable. Paris Hilton did in fact make one of the more intelligent contributions to the Obama-McCain presidential campaign.

Will the IDF run over Paris Hilton with a giant Caterpillar Tractor? (If she were Palestinian, there would be no question. Zionist military and civilians have long treated the native population as vermin to be exterminated.)


If the report is true, Paris needs to be careful. The IDF has updated the old Jewish saying to "Shiksas are for target practice!"

The US Congress showed its complete subordination to Judonia by rejecting all calls for an investigation of the murder of Rachel Corrie.

The record of the British government with respect to Thomas Hurndall shows similar subjugation of the UK to Judonia. If Hurndall's killer had been Jewish, the record of the Israeli legal system with regard to Jewish murderers of non-Jews suggests that the Hurndall family would have obtained nothing close to the meager satisfaction that they ultimately received. Sphere: Related Content